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Romantic Vamprism

A personality condition in which someone uses feelings of "love" as a fuel source rather than a passion. People who suffer from Romantic Vamprism see love interests as outlets for attention, lust, confidence, and little more. Once their partner can't provide a needed amount of those things, they leave them behind for another victim. It's an addiction to the essence of love, not the details that make it last.

Romantic Vamprism is not easy to spot. Those who have it can be quite charming and outwardly appealing; it's their motive for love that gives them the condition. To them, a partner is a puppet for sexual and emotional energy, with little or no reason to keep them once they've served their purpose.

The "magnificent bastards" of heartbreaking, if you will.

"I'm in love with you!"

"Really now. I'm in love with your love."

"What about...you know...me?"

"Yes, yes, you too dear. I suppose. (For now...)"

Romantic Vamprism at it's finest.

by VincentAcerbus November 29, 2011

5πŸ‘ -2πŸ‘Ž


Semi-romantic

Similarly to semisexual (Someone who experiences sexual attraction but no desire to act on it)

Semi-romantic experiences romantic attraction but has no desire to date anymore. Might fantasize about dating but when it comes down to it... is really not interested!

p1: Why are you still single?
P2: I'm Semi-romantic, I'm not really into dating.
p1: Oh same! I need a break from dating too, It's just too difficult!
p2: I'm not taking a break from dating, Although I can fall in love, I'm not interested in going anywhere with it. I haven't lost the desire cuz I never had it.
p1: ...
p2: ...
p1: I'm sure that yo-
p2: Becky, just shut up...

by There_be_monsters_here February 27, 2021


romantically frustrated

A type of frustration that arises from being single and wanting to be in a romantic relationship, yet you can’t seem to find a person who you are interested in and is willing to have one with you, or being in a romantic relationship where your needs are not being met adequately. The solution to the later may be to talk to your partner about how you feel about where your relationship is going and discuss your needs with them to see if you and your partner can find a way to work things out so both of you are having your needs met.

Derek: Why has Sasha been seeming to be so sad lately?
Kelsey: She is romantically frustrated. Her boyfriend barely spends any time with her these days because he is so busy with his job. As a result, her romantic needs are not being adequately met; so she is really sad these days.
Derek: She should talk to him about it and see if they work something out so both of their needs are being met adequately.

Kelsey: Good idea. I’ll suggest that to her the next time I see her.

by Vanguard 1998 March 14, 2021


romantical

completely not romantic or sentimental; lacking sentiment or sincerity

Guy comes over to girlfriend's house for a nooner. She answers the door in lingerie. He walks past, puts down his keys and phone. Takes off his watch. Starts talking about his day. Girl stands in kitchen completely in disbelief.

"That's so romantical, baby."

by tampa girl March 12, 2010

2πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


romantic revenge

getting minor or almost unnoticed revenge on your significant other after they accidentally did something to emotionally hurt you.

Sydney: So your just gonna let that guy flirt with you in front of your boyfriend?

Jennifer: Its just a little romantic revenge, dont worry.

by TehJokester February 22, 2011

51πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Hopeless romantic

Believing in true love obsession with one person forever being loyal and always finding was to love each other because if you have it with everyone else it's not special because then you can go to a whore. Finding someone that fits you perfectly and not being interested in another person because that person is the one. Being comfortable content with life not seeing anyone else like they the only person in the world.

You call it old fashioned I call it Hopeless romantic.

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

by Tadeshad December 23, 2021

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž