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the ugliest shortest meanest bastard there ever will be
"Girl, don't go with him, he's a rory!"
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Rory is a fictional character from Gilmore Girls, played by Alexis Bledel. Her story opens in a storybook Connecticut town, interacting with an eclectic mix of heart-warming friends.
She is the child of thirtysomething Lorelai Gilmore Lauren Graham who has made her share of mistakes in life, but has been doing her best to see that her college-bound daughter - and best friend - doesn't follow in her footsteps.
As TV.com puts it, "That may be easier said than done, considering that the two share the same interests, the same intellect, the same coffee addiction and the same eyes."
While Rory is more serious than Lorelai, there are similarities, especially where romance is concerned.
Rory is a coffee-drinker, journalist, attendee of Yale (even though Harvard was once her dream college), and reader. She talks fast, samples eccentric dishes, and pulls together a plethora of witty sayings and apt thoughtfulness with ease that gives her character a very comfortable, but very chic persona.
"It's my mother's name, too. She named me after herself. She was lying in the hospital thinking about how men name boys after themselves all the time, you know, so why couldn't women? She says her feminism just kind of took over. Though personally I think a lot of Demerol also went into that decision. I never talk this much."
- Rory exchanges names with Dean, "The Pilot"
"I live in two worlds. One is a world of books. I've been a resident of Faulkner's Yoknapatawpha County, hunted the white whale aboard the Pequod, fought alongside Napoleon, sailed a raft with Huck and Jim, committed absurdities with Ignatius J. Reilly, rode a sad train with Anna Karenina, and strolled down Swann's Way. It's a rewarding world, but my second one is by far superior. My second one is populated with characters slightly less eccentric but supremely real, made of flesh and bone, full of love, who are my ultimate inspiration for everything."
- Rory's valedictorian speech, "Those Are Strings, Pinocchio"
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A tall, lankey, creepy greaser who lives in his parents dark basement which is only seen when he comes out to eat. He spends his time drawing his own varyations of pokemon and digimon characters for fun while listening to japanese techno music.
His favorite and most effective move in a fight is the running headbut, which still is not very effective.
Hey Rory what are you drawing?
Im drawing my own version of bacumon holding the super destiny sabor sword.
Dont you have any better things to?
I hate you, let the rivers run red with your blood!!!
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A rory is to be wound up by any little thing and to also be a sheep, will follow anyone just to be frends with them.
Andy: Rory your such a gooba,
Chris: Rory if your ill you really shouldnt go.
Rory: Im gonna hit you in a minute, now im going to the gym with the lads to get "TONK"
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rory is someone who will easily ride anything that looks remotely like a female, shops at the cheapest shops but struts around like its louis voitonn, an ridicoulsly annoyin wannabe who weirdly shakes hand s with anyone he meets ,, some may call it cringe .. i prefer to call it rory
rory
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Someone who is majorly obese and cannot help themselves when it comes to food. They are always chubbing themselves and being generally podgey. All they ever seem to think about is food. They are an almighty blobsome!
person 1: Wow they are chubby!
person 2: They must be a Rory
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Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
I'll wear those shoes and you will wear that dress.
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me, out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand,
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling,
So kiss me.
Kiss me, down by the broken tree house
Swing me, upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me, out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling,
So kiss me
Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
So kiss me
So kiss me
So kiss me
I love you Rory more than the stars
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