SH, THIMN, SHA

Commonly used in the Velvet room on Ars Technica forums; acronym for Shag Her, Tell Her It Means Nothing, Shag Her Again.

Arsian 1: My ex wants to hook up, what should I do?
Norrick: SH, THIMN, SHA

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Ghost Sh*t

When You Dispense Waste Matter and it does not appear on your toilet paper after you wipe

Dude my anus hurts, I think i have a bad case of Ghost Sh*t

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School Sh-Bully

A student that makes fun of others and says crazy shit, like threats about shooting up schools. This person is so unpredictable that every time you hear a loud noise you duck to see if she was bluffing or not.

A School Sh-Bully is Teacher -"Seems like (Person's Name) didn't come to school today"

Students-"Oh Shit"

*Loud Noise in hallway*

Student #1-"EVERYONE GET DOWN (Person's Name) WASN'T BLUFFING"

*Turns out some one just dropped there binder*

br!t!sh

run. it’s a british. don’t let it queen elizabeth you. if it shouts “ AWT LWEARST AORR SCHWELS” it’s too late babes

“hi i’m br!t!sh”
*runs away from the smelly beast*

status curiosum sh

when two people have known each other for a very long time and wondered why they cannot forget the other. they continue wondering for another long time instead of growing up and facing each other to find out why they cannot forget the other.
this condition is usually attributed to insecure, anxious, vain or egocentric people. remedy is possible. just takes heart, a spine and guts. 🖤

status curiosum sh. the secret is to be kind and respectful 🤫

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S.U.B. Sh!t

S.U.B. - Stupid Ugly Bitch

Mike: Man that chick riding nuts
Jay: Yo leave it ma homie
Mike: How can I? Cause she is S.U.B. Sh!t. I don't fuck with her. Lol
Jay: What??

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Mr SH Long

A man who has a long and hard penis of impressive measurements. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr CH Ode

Hello, is this a Mr SH Long I am speaking to?

Please, just call me schlong

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