A man who has a long and hard penis of impressive measurements. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr CH Ode
Hello, is this a Mr SH Long I am speaking to?
Please, just call me schlong
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A man with an unipressive, stumpy penis, possibly wider than it is long. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr SH Long
Hello, am i speaking to Mr CH Ode?
Unfortunately, yes
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The gentlemanly and friendly attitude that exists within the violence of the mosh pits.
Whether you are in a fast paced circle pit, or a wall of death, or in the regular pits, you can be as violent and crazy as you like, but if you see somebody fall over (especially if it is a smaller guy or a lady), you do not hesitate to get them back on their feet.
This courtesy also applies in open pits when there is one on one moshing, and, even if you beat the crap out of the other guy, at the end of the song and the mosh breaks up, you give the guy you've just been pulverising a hug, and tell them well played.
its moshpit courtesy :)
I was in the middle of the pit and saw a kid on the floor, i decided to be a gent and lift them up onto their feet. Its mosh pit courtesy.
*thump**smack**kick* nice one man (gives hug)
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When a man gets an erection, but it does not lift up. Instead it just stays there but becomes a bit bigger and less soft than usual. That is when a man is packing chub.
"I tried to have sex with this girl, but i don't know what happened. I couldn't get it up. I was just packing chub.
a semi-aquatic rodent that dwells in a dustbin that releases terrible music loved by 12 year old girls and fans of the disney channel.
Justin Bieber is a dustbin beaver. A beaver that lives in a dustbin
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Someone who will only perform sex acts on another man if they are getting payed enough money. A policy many porn stars follow.
dave had to do cock for cash, for £500 it was worth it
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