hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.

After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.

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Safari Jacket

Often refered to as the rich man's track jacket, it is not to be mistaken as EMO but rather MBC, "Modern British Colonial." Popular with African big game hunters as well as those who enjoy playing safari and British conquest of South Africa, circa 1870, in school. Most times found in beige, with an unecessary amount of pockets on it along with epaulettes on the shoulders just to make look even more impressive than it already looks. Often worn on Thursdays and even the occasional Friday, although never worn without (I have no idea where I'm going with this.)

If you like to impress people, wear a safari jacket and let the compliments role in.

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Safari Balls

Receiving filatio (blow job) from a sista, in the back of your jeep with a gun pointed at her head. Vomiting may or may not occur, but afterwards the hair on your scrotum becomes nappy and obtains the qualities of the African Wilderness.

"I have a problem, it's my balls; they're all nappy."

"Man, you've been dipping your wick with the sistas. You must have caught the safari balls"

"She chundered on my peepee."

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Bro Safari

A pack with upwards of 5 or more bros typically hunting for alcohol and/or sexual gratification.

Bro 1: "Hey bros, let's hunt for the 3 p's!"
Bro 2: "Parties!"
Bro 3: "Pabst!"
Bro 4: "And pussy!"

All in unison: "Cool bro safari bro!"

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ari-safari

noun- the COOLEST person ever! sporting her zebra shoes and leopard purse and scarf and pants!!
adj.- something ari-safari-like

woooowwww, her outfit is SO ari-safari

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Jungle Safari

The process of sleeping in the nude.

Kyle prefers to sleep in his boxers while Kevin takes the jungle safari approach and sleeps in the nude.

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Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!