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When someone is lying down playing Candy Crush Saga, but the phone slips out of their hands and smashes them in the face. In some instances it can break someone's nose, knock a tooth loose, bust their lip open, or hopefully knock them out for a little while so they stop sending game requests on Facebook.
"My girl was playing a game of Candy Crush Saga, but it quickly turned into Face Crush Saga. The phone fell on her mouth and knocked a tooth out. She freaked out at first, but regained her composure after a couple of minutes and dipped her tooth in a bowl of milk until she could go see the dentist."
candy cunt saga is when your banging a chick, and she is rageing about playing Candy Crush Saga or when she is currently playing candy crush saga.
"last night me and my girlfriend play candy cunt saga all night long!"
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One of the greatest GameBoy Advance games, and RPG's, ever. It starts out with a new villain, Cackletta, stealing Princess Peach's voice. Mario sets off to rescue her voice, and Luigi gets dragged along, as well. If you haven't played it, go find it on eBay now!
Friend: What's your favorite GBA game?
You: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, handsdown.
LEGO Star Wars the complete saga is better than sex
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BEST SHIT IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, BUY THIS IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, BETTER THAN SEX, BETTER THAN BEING A BILLIONAIRE BETTER THAN FUCKING EVERYTHINGNGNNGNGNGNGN
lego star wars the complete saga
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The best possible game, created by a team of the best possible game developers. A titan of the industry, it is the grandfather of the modern gaming industry.
I am off to play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga on my Nintendo licensed home video game console tiled the Wii.
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Person 1: "Are you going to buy the new Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga?"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Die"
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