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Saint Maddison

The saintiest saint of all. Saint of leading high school dropouts. Graces her presence with A+ history papers. Her Saint day is the 5 of March every year. Celebrated by public holiday and a no labour weekend. Feel free to bring your dogs (or other pets) to celebrate the day in a shrine dedicated to her. if you do take your pets to St. Maddison's shrine she will grant you good luck for the rest of your life.

History of St. Maddison:
Maddison Marie McClan (Born: 06/06/1817 - 07/06/1899) was known in her small town as the first person to fail school, she became a saint due to the miraculously picking up her grades (totally not cheating...lol) and gave hope to all stupid students around the world. People now pray to her and pass and if (when) they don't pass she leads them, if they pray consistently Maddison will visit those who pray and grace them with A+ papers (usually history papers but if you are lucky she will give you the papers you need for an A+) she is now celebrated every 5 of March with a public holiday and labour free weekend

Person 1 : "Wow it's St Maddison day"
Person 2: "what's that?"
Person 1: "Successful people like you wouldn't understand, it's only for cool kids"
Person 2: "Damn I wish I was a highschool drop out and had no future :("

"Wow I get to take my dog to Saint Maddison's shrine...how awesome"

by マデイー<3 February 25, 2019


cock saint

An avidly homosexual male that now worships everything penis related and is all knowing when it comes to the subject, especially pleasuring their item of worship. Their worship is typically monotheistic-based, staying loyal to one penis at a time, though some cases have shown to worship multiple penises.

The head of my LGBT Community is a fucking cock saint. Just ask Gary about how he could only last 3 minutes with him the other night.

by Chris Rocc January 10, 2017


Sainte Dévote

Turn 1 of the Circuit de Monaco

No Heroics into Sainte Dévote please, we're in amongst the pack and just need to stay in one piece.

by crikeydick January 19, 2021


saint anger

made fun of by the same twelvies that play fortnite and ride around on scooters thinking that they are "savage." but it is a good album

"dude, you like saint anger, are you mad bruh"
"shut up and go play fortnite fuck wit"

by likesmetallicahatesrap June 3, 2018


Sainte-Foy

Sainte-Foy/Sillery is one of the Richer Burroughs of Quebec City. Sainte-Foy usually gets all of the major fundIngs, it gets all the municipal projects, all the money, all the cops, protection and attention in Quebec City. It also has the nicest chicks, the best sports teams and the more educated people.

Max: I come from Haute-St-Charles

Sam: OMG you poor person, you come from a hell hole, I live in sainte-foy bitch.

by Mr.Someone April 2, 2007


saint lucia

a little carribbean nation, the brits and french fought over control of this place for over 300 years until the 20th century. apparently, the good sugar and bannana growing areas were a big prize. nowadays, this is just a toruist trap for americans, canadians, and euros. it has the world's biggest drive-up volcano.

saint lucia is nicknamed the troy of the carribbean.

by Ben E. Hama January 31, 2007

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boondock saints

A movie which owns you and all your other movies...This movie was one and maybe the greatest movie of all time.

Boondock saints owns steven and his www.hitmen.com and www.goatse.cx telivised ads ;x

by kamper September 28, 2003

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