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The Sham is a short name of the dodgy area called Wyesham. Only people with massive balls walk round wyesham because if you step foot there you will be shanked by the weed smoking chavs from the sham You can find the sham’s chavs hanging around the local ‘McColl’s shop’. They stand outside threatening you to buy them some ciggies or they’ll “shank you up wasteman”. If I was you I’d say out of The Sham
Person A: “Have you ever been to Wyesham?”
Person B: “No I haven’t been to The Sham because I don’t want to be shanked.”
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Local Resident: *Walks into McColl’s shop in The Sham*
Sham Chav: “Oi wasteman! Buy me sum ciggies or I’ll shank you up fam!”
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The practice whereby an insecure individual will copy and paste a recently sent text message to their partner, via their Facebook page.
The practice of Shamming can often reap mixed results. Regularly, jobless folk, with no real world knowledge of the Shammer, will like this post. They may even comment with phrases such as 'aww, how sweet' and 'what are you upto today Hun.' These comments should be ignored as they originate from agoraphobic single mum's who yearn to converse with someone else regarding current topics on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Less commonly, a response to a Sham post will be one with negative undertones, written solely to shrink the Shammer's over-inflated ego. Comments to look out for are 'Vom' and 'Gay.' these will often be made by individuals whom actually know the Shammer. Although these may seem offensive, they are used primarily to remind the Shammer that friends would understand if personal conversations were undertaken upon a mobile phone with unlimited text messages.
I just looked on Facebook and noticed that girl has been Shamming again. It made me realise how privileged I am to retain her friendship on Facebook as I'm now fully aware she loves her boyfriend. I also know that she will be sharing a bag of maltesers with him this evening whilst watching Coronation Street in bed. Without her Shamming I would truly be lost
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a person who loves to do stupid poses in photos dresses the same as everyone they hang around with
wears leggins and bellytops with spikey(girls) or backcombed hair(girls)
they put on fake accents and everything about them is fake
they also like to threaten girls and start fights.
She hopped on my friends Lauren in her leggins and big hair shes a sham nobody likes her
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sham - v - to sweat profusely to the point of absurdity
(Based on a real person, Professor Sham, who was afflicted as such)
Tim: Man, it was so hot on the golf course today, I was shamming.
Tom: Yea dude, it's hard NOT to sham in this heat.
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Someone from a council housing estate in Irish towns. 99% of shams are inbred the other 1% are results of slut mothers. Male shams are usually seen in trackies, sweet pants or cheep jeans, Rebook or Umbro trainers and any kind of track jacket over a very metrosexual top, have spiked hair and are very pale. Female shams are nearly always orange in colour and think their good looking and to add to this wear very slutty clothes such as tube tops and mini skirts but when not trying to look sexy for their brothers/cousins/fathers (a lot of the time they're the same thing). Most shams only live to 40 and in their elderly years men are never seen outside the house and fuck their inbred grandchildren or are in jail, but most of the time male shams are dead by 31. Elderly female shams still try to look slutty with spray tan and tube tops but their hair has fallen out, be it because of over styling or inbred related and they nearly always put on a lot of weight. Shams most commonly drive Honda civics, Mitsubishis or Subarus with modified V-Tec engines and are scheduled to break down within four months.
Sham to English, Irish and Polish
Haw's at going sham-How's it going mate/Conas tá sé ag dul mo chara/Jak idzie mój przyjaciel
V-Tec lads-Cheap car engine that I love/Inneall gluaisteán saor go go breá liom/Tani silnik samochodu, że kocham
Fucking Paki, Black and Polish bastards stealing our jobs-I'll never get a job but I'll still rant about them being "stolen"/Ní rachaidh mé post a fháil ach beidh mé caint is ag comhrá go fóill mar gheall orthu a bheith "goidte"/Nigdy nie dostać pracy, ale ja wciąż rant o nich zostały "skradzione"
Speak English ya fucking foreign cunt-Sorry but I can't speak Irish/Tá brón orm ach ní féidir liom Gaeilge a labhairt/Przepraszam, ale nie mogę mówić Irlandzku
Me ma-My mother (can also be my sister since they're the same thing)/Mo mháthair (is féidir a bheith chomh maith mo dheirfiúr ó tá siad an rud céanna)/Moja matka (może być także moja siostra, ponieważ jest to ta sama rzecz)
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1)A Fake, a fraud
2)A horny asshole who pretends to love 12 year-olds in order to get porn from them
3)A scary Fat bastard who likes pictures of 12 year-olds and will do anything to get them
4)An asshole who looks at porno pics of 12-year olds because thats the only action he'll ever get
Look at that perv, he's such a Sham.
Man, that dude is looking at pics of 12-year-olds, he's such a Sham
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