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to suddenly, and unexpectedly, do a bunk from your normal everyday life. Usually to another country as per the 1989 film Shirley Valentine.
Office worker "I haven't seen Karen in Finance for a while..."
Boss "Off the record, not coming back. She's left her husband, gone to Spain."
Office worker "Didn't think she had it in her to do a shirley"
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Nickname or derogative term for a person with curly hair; a person who is a cash cow or who is something of a ditz
1) That shirley temple came out of the parlor one day 2) Manny is such a shirley temple
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A brilliant, caring individual who values everyone around her as much as she values herself. Nerds out sometimes but in a good way. Has meaningful passions and will go on doing something crazy cool in the future. A cutie patootie who deserves everyone's love and respect.
"I want to invent a time machine! I've been studying like crazy, maybe I can discover something new soon"
"You're such a Shirley, I'm sure you will make it work"
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The most delicious of all the sex acts done by man and woman. To complete this sex maneuver, the female must be a virgin. The man takes a swig of sprite and holds it in his mouth, then pops the girl's cherry and spits the sprite in her vagina. The man then puts his hand over the vagina and shakes it up, then goes down on the girl, drinking the blood and sprite mix. And there you have it. A Shirley Temple.
I gave this virgin a Shirley Temple last night, and it is waaaaaaayyy better than the actual drink.
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When a redheaded girl is straddling a guys face and right when she comes she puts her bush on his forehead so it looks like he’s crying.
Guy: I met this hot redhead and asked if she was a freak in bed
Guy2: well, was she?
Guy: more than I thought! She gave me a sad Shirley
Guy2: gross dude. Gross
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This person is very confusing, he may have a girlfriend but he likes to groap and squeeze males asses . He has a very big nose and looks like a jew again approach with care.
That person is a Matt Shirley
"OMG IT IS A MATT SHIRLEY"
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She is one of the heart warming people you ever meet yes she can be very confusing but she there for you she a very fine female and pretty as hell she shy at first but once you get to know her she the funniest goofiest person you meet she has flaws but her perfections show more then her flaws I am say you should never get rid of a shirley there alway there for you then been hurt but taht doesn’t affect them and there some of the most loyal people you meet and ik I AM DATING A SHIRLEY 💙💍
Yoo he is she
That shirley she pretty shy
She fine as hell I am get to know her
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