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A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.
That's a Shit ton of nachos!
Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!
I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.
two assloads
Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night
A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.
"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"
A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.
A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.
n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds
I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.
Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.