Sleep

Your body's stimulant. You are always deprived of this due to one or all of the following reasons:

1. mounds of homework given by vicious pedo teachers.
2. extra hours at work given to you without your consent
3. stress
4. hardcore sex
5. party hardy

Mom: you haven't been getting enough sleep.
You: I'll go to bed early tonight.

(later that night)
Mom: go to sleep!!
You: I'm doing my homework, ma.

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sleep

A brief state of nothingness, where the mind is allowed to run free, and the body is nearly unimportant.

Sleep is for the weak.

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Sleep

The cousin of DEATH!!!!!

Oliver Sykes: We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
I refuse! I refuse!
I refuse to close my eyes!!!!!

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sleep

something teachers and the collegeboard deprive their students of with useless things such as: homework, tests, applications, etc.

student:"i need sleep."
teacher: "ha. never." *evil laugh*

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sleep

An extremely serious medical condition that occurs due to a lack of caffiene, glucose, taurine, but most likely all of the above. Symptoms of this condition include very low brain function, loss of brain function, and complete blindness for the duration of the symptoms.

Tom: I think I might sleep...
Harry: No! Not you too buddy! Have another can of Red Bull.

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sleep

what normal people complain about doing to much of and insomniacs like me beg for.

GET SOME

normal ppl: oh no!!! i slept in im gonna be soo late!!! eww i look gross!!!!!

insomniacs: WHY WOULD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SLEEP?!?! I AM A ZOMBIE AND YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLAINING?!?!

insomniac then goes crazy and kills the complaining norm :(

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sleep

overrated, yet necessary if you'd like to function semi-normally for about 5 hours per day.

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