Snails or Oysters?

1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.

"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"

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Snail Boy

slowest homie out the click, says he'll be ready in 5 minutes, however takes more than 20 minutes to get ready, which is lame, therefore the term Snailboy coined.

Andy:whats taking Fox so long?!?
Richie: I dunno, we got here 30 mins ago and HE STILL AINT READY!!!!!
Andy: Yah, hes a definite Snail Boy

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fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.

I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!

Cum Snail

The act of army crawling through some cum, this can be done naked or clothed, with your cum or someone else’s. An ideal cum snail will have their tounge scraping against the floor as to injest as much of the cum as possible.

I can’t believe that Leroy abused his little cousin Adeins trust and tricked him into becoming his personal cum snail!

Snail Pace

To walk(bop/longbop) very slowly almost in like a dazed like way as if you have no idea where you are and why you're there.

'Wheres Charlotte?'
'Down the road'
'She'll be about an hour then'
'Yeah man major snail pace'

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will you snail

also known as "are you planning to shelled gastropod", its the new hit game, that hasn't come out yet, this game is perfect for lowering you'r self asteem and making you want to die becouse you said "this can't be that hard"

here you will find squid, an ai that wants you dead, and likes to make jokes about you (similar to portal's GLaDOS)
, the dev defines the process of creating the voice lines for squid: "i swear i was gonna die any second now, my lungs hurt ;-;"

discord: will you snail releases in 2020 bois
jonas: no, 2021
discord: :(

snail's foot

An extremely engorged moist vagina.

Hey Bert, "How was sex with Natasha last night?"
Very confronting, she had a massive snail's foot!