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The red soxs are the biggest 'dick' suckin 'losers' in the entire 'universe'....the last time they won a world series was in 1918 ......so omg they won once since then there a bunch of ball suckin jizz lickin 'cock' 'suckers' in the history of sports,.....and if ur a red sox fan ur fuckin 'stupid' nd wait u can all go suck somethin
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The most cocky snobs you will ever know. They think they are the best team in the MLB. They are jealous of the fact that the Yankees have more money than them. The Red Sox won 7 world series in 105 years. It took them 86 years to finally win another world series since 1918. Any Red Sox fans do not have any right to talk about the Yankees, because the Sox are statistically and factually not better than the NYY.
Friend 1: The yankees suck, the red sox are gonna cream them again this year.
Friend 2: Hm, I wonder who won 26 world series and is worth over a billion?
Friend 1: So what, we have Beckett and Ortiz.
Friend 2: Impressive, you have a good pitcher and a gorilla who can't speak english. But our whole team is beast.
Friend 1: Yeah, but we have Beckett and Ortiz.
Friend 2: Is that your only argument?
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One of the sukiest team ever to play in baseball they call them selves idiots and cant talk proporly.
NEXT Championship=2090
Johnny Damon, Jason Varitec (BOOO!!!)
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A Sox Fan is described as a person, generally from New England, that is obsessed with the Boston Red Sox. The normal Sox fan, owns at least five shirts from the Red Sox, at least ten peices of Red Sox merchandise, and has something that says "I Hate the Yankees" on it.
Talking to a fellow baseball fan
Sox Fan: Man I hate those dang Yankees.
Baseball Fan: You must be a Sox Fan.
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A baseball team that only recently realized that people of color could help their city (2004). Although they have blamed George Herman Ruth for their bad luck, they simply had terrible teams because they were the last team in baseball to have a black player. Are the Red Sox a better team than the glorious Yankees? Currently, yes. However, they have 20 championships left to catch up. However, the issue of controversy stems from their fan base, not their actual team.
If you ever see pictures of Red Sox "fans" you will see rich, white folks who are ignorant and share views of the historically infamous Red Coats (see Revolutionary War). Yankee fans are numerous and can be found throughout the world, with fans of all different races, religions, and creeds. Yankee fans possess something called common sense, class, and welcome anyone, whereas Red Sox fans embrace ignorance, hatred, and being intoxicated. Also, Red Sox fans have a tendency to speak with a heavy, unrecognizable accent that no one thinks sounds intelligent. It is much more ridiculous than that of a New Yorker.
Also, the Red Sox are based in a city that nobody cares about, as it could fall off the map and only about 10 people would notice. When was the last time someone attempted a terrorist attack on Boston? Never - its disappearance would not hurt the U.S. at all. In fact, there would be a lot less racism in our country if that happened. Most of the students at Harvard and MIT are NOT from the New England area, so if those people were taken out, the total IQ of Boston would equal exactly 3.
Red Sox fan: The Yankees suck my balls! You f*ckin' suck my balls! I'll beat you up because I've never grown up!
Yankees fan: That's cool. I love your use of the word "balls." You must be a literary genius.
Red Sox fan: Go back to your own country! Get out of here, you sh*t face! I'm stupid and drunk!
Yankees fan: I have no idea what you just said. I have to go run Wall Street and live in the greatest city in America.
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The most annoying baseball team in existence.
Their fans are by far the most ignorant, obnoxious, retards in the face of sports. 99% are a bunch of idiots who jumped on the bandwagon in 04. They wear greasy, faded hats, try to act like they're Irish by wearing a lot of green, and always try to grow a goatee or some kind of fucked up beard.
Their whole organization are a bunch of hypocrites. They constantly insult the Yankees by calling them "The Evil Empire" and pointing to the fact that the Yankees spend money. They do this despite the fact that they have the second highest payroll in baseball and spend more money on shitty, overrated players (can you say JD Drew???) than any other team.
Their team is made up of a bunch of overrated, overpaid bastards. Two of them biggest pieces of shit in baseball: Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz. These two have to be the ugliest guys in baseball - Ramirez with his disgusting, nappy dreadlocks and doo rag, and Ortiz's fat, slow ass with a fucked up pencil thin beard. He also has one of the nastiest gaps in his teeth I've ever seen. Jason Varitek acts like he's some kind of bad ass because he faught A-Rod with all his protective equipment on. He also is a average at best catcher and a shitty hitter. Despite this, the Red Sox made him team "captain" because no other teams wanted his sorry ass when he was a free agent.
In short, they are the worst, most overrated, annoying team in the history of sports.
Ignorant Red Sox Fan: 'Man I love the red sox! they're so good'
Real basbeall fan: 'Will you Red Sox and Yankee fans please stfu?'
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a pissass excuse for a baseball team. It took them 86 years to win another World Series. Often refered to as the idiots and the stupid ass phrase "cowboy up".
How can all those Sox fans be so happy?
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