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One who is able to absorb bullshit and will try to spread it on to others. Also is the definition of gay.
That kid is the biggest sponge!
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From "sponge bath" females in the Caribbean are expected to clean their privates before going to bed. Regardless of the circumstances--even when there is a hurricane, or some other natural disaster. It is expected that, although she does not have indoor plumbing, she must make provision for that obligatory "sponge"--such as collecting rain water.
Girls are trained very early on how to sponge. The focus is speed and efficiency. As a rite of passage are given their very own decorative plastic basins and are shown how to "sponge".
"Time to go and sponge, Mary."
"What happen-- you not sponging tonight? It's six o'clock..."
"You know I hear dat dese nasty women from England doe sponge?"
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Noun; Adj.1. Word used to describe a person that is slow, moronic, or just plain dumb. 2.A meaningless word that can be used in place of any object.
1.Nameless Girl 1: OMG I think Bono is SO cute!!!
Nameless Girl 2: Ew! You think he's cute he's such a spong!
2.Teenager 1: *pulls out a random object and waves it around like an idiot* You like it don't you!! I know you like my spong!
Teenager 2: *steps away from Teenager 1 slowly* Riight...I have to go now...*leaves*
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Nautical Terminology: When faeces can be mistaken for something else especially when floating in the ocean.
faeces,turd,shit,poo,crap,sh*t,dookie
When I picked up the sponge and held it in my hand there was no mistaking what it was!
Look son,let me pick up this wonderful marvel known as a sea sponge...oh my god I picked up dookie!
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a girlfriend/boyfriend that gradually changes themselves to resemble you and your likes more and more the longer you date in the areas of the way you dress, how you talk, the music you listen to and your overall personality.
keith: dude chelsea's such a sponge! since she's been dating damon, she's been dressing in skinny jeans, attack attack shirts and skate hoodies.
nezzie: i know! she's even listening to MGMT and matt & kim even though she said she didn't like indie music.
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A word secretly used to refer to black people. It is used so white people can openly talk about blacks in public with out being stabbed or shot (see "reverse racism" and "reggin"). The origin of "sponge" comes from the generalization that several black people have afros, and would thus be able to absorb water like a sponge.
"Ugh, this place is packed full of sponges. Where are we, Louisiana?"
"Yeah, they're soaking up the economy so badly via welfare."
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"He was siamese twinning with other guys, so spong of him"
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