When someone from out of town goes to st louis and shits on EZ WAFFLES gravesite every year for their birthday.
God, you are so terrible at rocket league EZ WAFFLES.. IM GOING TO GIVE YOU A ST LOUIS GOODBYE
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A below average baseball team that will fall to the Detroit Tigers in the 2006 World Series. The fans are a bunch of ass-clowns with no class.
Look at those St Louis Cardinals. What a bunch of saps. And the fans are even worse.
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when you find a girl who likes to swallow horse semen and u get her to toss your salad while getting double-teamed by 2 horses and then she gargles all the juices together and blows bubbles with it.
did u see that shit? she just pulled a St. Louis Nip!!!
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The team that all meth-heads (that is non-Chicago Cubs fans) follow once released from prison. Also the team that hacked Houston's database for information on scouts. Cunts. Also known as the Shit Louis Cardinals, the Deadbirds, the St. Lousy Cardinals and others.
Me: What team do you root for?
You: The St. Louis Cardinals.
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.
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When a male jerks off while laying on his back only to catch his own load in his mouth. This should only be done for at least $20,000.00 and under the supervision of Professionals.
Dude, last night David was so high I got him to do the St. Louis Arch for a dime bag. I got it recorded on my cell. Shit is going on youtube.
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Any item, piece of clothing, gesture, etc. that people who are not sophisticated think is sophisticated. Think of something any "real housewife" would wear, buy, or say.
I can't believe the interior design of this house. It's St. Louis glamor at it its worst.
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Bagels enjoyed by the awesome people of STL. If you call it Panera while in St. Louis people will slap you in the face and force you to call it the way people say it in St. Louis. Just called Bread. CO.
St. Louis Bread Co. is freakin yummers.
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