drive it like you stole it

Refers to the way our country is run by the Bush administration, after the stolen 2000 election.

Here's the example of "drive it like you stole it:" Jeb Bush has the names of 50,000 Democrats removed from the voter registration list in Florida, the Supreme Court crowns George W. Bush, and the people of the USA are stripped of their rights.

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stole his brothers girl

Non philistine behavior. When you hypothesize that water is thicker then blood...but your still wrong....douchebag.... punishable by death... from the hand of your brother....in some countries...

That fucking Philip....he went and stole his brothers girl.

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You stole my goddamn house!

Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.

Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

Black guy stole my bike

There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"

Searching: White guy stole my bike

Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?

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White people stole my car

One of the hottest search terms on Google during April 2010. Apparently using Google to search this term would result in Google suggesting "Do you mean black people stole my car?" This has now been fixed by Google to not display this particular suggestion.

Originally the phrase was used by spammers and malware sites - clicking on many of the sites that come up for this search term will infect the users machine.

Dude, when I Googled "white people stole my car" nothing came up. Google then suggested that black people did it.

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How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.

I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

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black people stole my TV

When a person of a darker nature steals ones TV

dude 1 : black people stole my TV?!?!
dude 2 : Why are you surprised?

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