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Term used to describe a person who you are tempted to hook up with despite all logic and reasoning pointing to it being a poor decision. The term draws its origin to when you tell young children not to touch a hot stove but they do anyway and burn their hand. Examples include friend's sisters/brothers, co-workers/bosses, neighbors, roommates, family friend, friend's ex's, etc.
Jeff's crazy sister is a total hot stove to me. She's so hot but I know if we hooked up that it would result in a lifetime of drama.
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To lick ones finger and touch a persons asshole in an inappropriate situation such as in a bar, church or resturaunt. To perform a proper stove piping the person must be a stranger. The name refers to the surprised yell of the victim.
I gave that broad a real stove piping last night
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Swollen and badly bruised. Phrase primarily in rural, folk or country use in the USA. Often used to refer to an eye that is so swollen and black (usually due to a fist punch), it appears closed over.
On COPS, they showed a woman who'd been beaten up by her boyfriend; her face was all stove up.
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A VEHICLE PURCHASE SCENARIO WITH HIGH PROBABILITY OF A CUSTOMER MAKING A WARRANTY PURCHASE FOR A MINIMAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.
HERE COMES A HOT STOVE ABE!
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He stove up his truck pretty good. Thing's totalled to shit.
I stove up my face when I landed on the ice.
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a small pen knife used to dial stoves, see stove
"i got this stove dialler i use to dial in my stoves, its engraved and everything" "shut up you tweaker"
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A phrase used to Confuse people
"are you a gas stove"
"What"
"are you a gas stove"
"what do you mean"
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