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A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
to take a crap, or poop or ass fudge it
MAN!! my stomach hurts, im gonna go stump a chunky
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When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.
Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.
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A child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father's semen is placed in his hand and "patted" into the mother's vagina with an open-palmed slapping motion.
Did you hear about naladude? I hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.
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Stump training is when a rancher stands on top of a stump, and get's the live stock to back up into him, so the live stocks vagina is at penis level.
Stop stump training the horses Billy!
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An undefined point between civilization and wilderness in Australia, as referred to by anybody who speaks or understands strine, who may or may not be an ocker.
Anybody or anything that is said to be out beyond the black stump is definitely in a place that is:
remote,
unserviced by places that deal with regular comestibles such as beer, burgers, or loose women of any description,
hot, dry and drily hot.
The Pom has got himself in a right pickle; he's way out past the black stump.
Only Crocodile Dundee and Abbos can find food out past the black stump.
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1) The most cutest guy in the best band evor: FALL OUT BOY
Pat is like the pillsburry doughboy, a LITTLE chubby, too cute, and wen u push his belly he goes HMM! HMM!, pat just makes u go aww
Plus: I love his Hair and Voice
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