Doggy Sunglasses

A maneuver in which one man lies on his back, while another man straddles him, doggy-style, resting his balls on his partner's eyes. The "top" then lifts one leg and pees on his partner.

Marcus was getting Doggy Sunglasses while his wife was campaining in Iowa.

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Peruvian Sunglasses

A spin off of the infamous Cleveland Steamer. The act of one partner, preferably Peruvian, defecating in the other partners eye cavities thereby protecting the first partner's eyes from the harmful UV rays of the sun. See also, Ukrainian Bifocals.

I have some killer conjunctivitis after last night's messy Peruvian Sunglasses.

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Designer Sunglasses

A massive waste of money

Blimey this expensive fur coat was such designer sunglasses!

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mud shark sunglasses

Two black eyes. When a mud shark back talks and disrespects her man.

Michelle ran her mouth in front of Darren and his friends, the next day she was sporting a new pair of mud shark sunglasses.

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Sticky Sunglasses

When a male is receiving oral pleasure from a lady and he ends by shooting his load in her eye and/or eyes.

Mike gave that chick he just met some Sticky Sunglasses.

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Forgot His Sunglasses

When a man obviously stares at a woman’s breasts while talking to her. Happens when a person is usually wearing sunglasses, where they can stare unnoticed, then takes them off.

"You believe that frado who was talking to me? He was staring at my chest the whole time."
"Yeah, that freak forgot his sunglasses."

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Fuck your Sunglasses

A catchphrase that alludes to the infamous “To my ex” or “hot dog husband” video that can be found on YouTube.
Definition #1
TL;DR
This phrase can be used casually to reject someone’s attempts to take control of a situation, or to reject someone’s actions/existence in general.

Sunglasses are used to control the amount of sunlight one’s eyes perceive, worn to seem mysterious or intimidating, or as a choice of fashion. All of these have assertive intentions, therefore, the phrase “fuck your sunglasses” is reject someone’s attempt to utilize metaphorical “sunglasses.”

Definition #2
Rejecting someone else’s perspective, as in the metaphorical sunglasses one perceives something.

Example of #1
A: We should go out tonight.

B: We? No, I do not want to do that.
A: Come on, you never do anything fun with me. Let’s go out and have a good time.

B: Fuck you, and fuck your sunglasses. I do not want to spend time with you.

Definition #2
A: I think roller coasters are fun
B: I don’t, fuck your sunglasses.