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Deviating one's course to acquire a better view of, or opportunity to interact with a target.
"I had to perve swerve about 90 degrees to get a better angle on that junk."
Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.
*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*
Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir
*brings a huge box into the house*
You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!
*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*
Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*
You: WTF?
Donkey: HEE HAW
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The reckless driving that results when the driver is recieving oral sex from the passenger.
"Damn, that dude is doing the bj swerve, he must be getting a bj"
1. When you're telling a bitch to change lanes, or get off the road. i.e. when she's out of line, and/or plain ass wrong.
2. Telling a bitch to change the subject.
3. When there's shit in the road, and you're telling the bitch to avoid the shit.
1. Bitch: Eat my nasty cunt.
Me: Bitch, swerve.
2. Bitch: Where were you last night/What's her name?
Me: Bitch, swerve.
3. *bitch is driving down the road, there's shit in the road*
Me: BITCH, SWERVE!
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Swerve and perv is when someone is driving and takes his eyes off the road in order to check out girls that are in another vehicle or walking on the sidewalk. This results in the car swerving while he is perving.
"Dude you almost crashed into that car! You gotta stop with that swerve and perv!"
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People that say they love jesus but dont.
Shane went to church today....what a swerve.
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the act of an idiot/moron texting or reading a cellular device while driving 70 mph on the roadway, then realizing the road curved and thus they SWERVE to keep from hitting another car or the wall. Blackberry Swerve... look for it on a roadway near you.
As I was driving to work, I saw the car in front of me do a blackberry swerve to avoid hitting the guardrail.