Showing love or affection of the same sex and literally having sex with the opposite sex
You are a T-Bone.
The slayer of rapists in prison. If some guy is getting punked T-Bone will come in and save the day. T-Bones always have good hearts. In order for a man to be considered a T-Bone, he must be morbidly obese.
Person 1: Nigga, them dudes was on me bruh then T-Bone came and beat their ass.
Person 2: You was being raped? Nah nigga you gay
An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification
Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.
When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch
an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.
What the f***, that Tesla T-boned me, nearly hit me broadside. Scared the s*** out of me.