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Similar to the game "punch bug", Tesla Tickle is a game where one person tickles another when a TeslaMotors car has been spotted. A tickle can be sustained for up to 5 seconds before it becomes "abusive." Always use caution when tickling the driver.
TESLA TICKLE! *tickles the nearest person*
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The sexual act of inserting an extension cord (connected to a power source) into the anus of a female before intercourse. Around five minutes into coitus she will begin to feel electric shocks coursing through her body. During orgasm many women report feeling “the very essence of Nikola Tesla” tapping in to their mind, body, and soul. As reported by Elon Musk, nearly all women who have tried the Tesla Tap-In describe it as a “very wholesome” experience.
Brittany: Have you and Brad ever tried the Tesla Tap-In?
Ashley: No, but I want to, what’s it like?
Brittany: It’s AMAZING, the electricity coursing up and down your body feels great! You can really feel the spirit of Nikola Tesla when you cum!
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When a company moves to an area that is somewhat removed from other economic zones and the number of potential workers that are moving to the region is so large that it swamps the local economy, causing shortages in major infrastructure such as housing and vehicles for sale.
I can't find a place to live in. Oh well, that is just the Tesla Effect.
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Its a term used by „real people“ (actors) in chevy comercials to describe a shitty chevy malibu without tags.
Sheryl: It looks like a BMW-Tesla combination.
Mahk: Sheryl are you high right now?
The Nikola Tesla Effect is when someone's ethnicity is Serbian but they we're born in Croatia.
Person A: I was born in Croatia but my family originates from Serbia!
Person B: Woah that's a Nikola Tesla Effect...
Person A: What is that?
Person B: The Nikola Tesla Effect is when someone's ethnicity is Serbian but they we're born in Croatia.
1) One fancy ass crossover SUV.
2) One giant ass flex.
Tom was having a mid-life crisis so he bought himself a Tesla Model X to show off to his friends and family
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Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.
Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".
Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0
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