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Ted Arthur Haggard is an American evangelical preacher. He is also known for having fucked Mike Jones, denying it, then accepting it and subsequently resigning his leadership of the National Association of Evangelicals.
Ted Haggard: I am a deceiver and a liar. The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality...There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I've been warring against it all of my adult life.
Me: You're teh ghey. Both literally and metaphorically.
Ted Haggard: I know...
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From the show "How I met your mother" Ted is the main character, he's looking for a relationship but when he finds something he over thinks everything. Behind his back his friends use the term Ted Up to mean overthink with catastrophic results. All so see Ted Out
Billy Ted Up/Tedded Up when he tried to get to know that girl.
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In Jarts (lawn darts); the act of fluffing the hoop with your buttocks facing the court of play. With the proper attire, you’re man bits should be visible.
Oh great, here comes Ted’s spread...
Over thinking everything you do and being un impulsive
Tedding up: Thinking of every possible outcome before doing anything
He's an American Influencer, by that I mean, he's a Youtuber. An Ex-Member of Lunch Club.
"Did you hear that Ted Nivison's hosting a podcast?"
"Oh yeah! With Schlatt and Charlie."
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When kissing the ass of a person that insults you and your ancestors, you double down on being pathetic by actively vionlently and vehemently suck with your mouth fecal matter straight from his or her ass to the point the person no longer requires an anal douche
"Hey Gary, are you still going to help me with a porn shoot?"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"
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(also known as "Ted")
badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
Ted Banker is the fucking man.
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