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springer teen

A real fucked up teenager who is completely out of control, is usally banging his/her father at the age of 12 and has no sense of maturity or responsibility whatsoever. A teen so fucked up you'd see him/her on the Jerry Springer show.

I can't believe her daughter hit her! She's got a real Springer teen on her hands!

by Dirty Pig November 5, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


teen-taxi

Any person, either an adult or another teen, that is constantly used as a means of transportation by those too young to drive.

Often, when a teenager acquires a license, he or she becomes a host body for leeching peers that have not yet attained a license themselves.

Older adult drivers and parents may find themselves in this unfortunate situation as well.

How to avoid becoming a teen taxi:
1. Drive a small car with less room, and remove passenger seats.
2. Drive erratically and establish a reputation of recklessness with teens.
3. Avoid having children.
4. Intentionally disable your vehicle when picking up teens. Be sure their friends see them, and honk the horn to further the embarrassment.

"Sorry, I can't be there, my kid and his friends are using me as a teen-taxi later."

"My sophomore friends found out about my new car, and now I'm a teen-taxi."

by The Search Is Bound to Fail March 24, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


hormonal teen

Being a teenager who does stupid emotional shit meaning their hormones are causing them to do so.

Bruh look at that hormonal teen, such an annoyance!

by xlaser88 April 26, 2021

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


schfourteen-teen

number between between scheven and twentyscheven heif.

shwam, doo, two heif, scheven, schfourteen-teen, 27, schwenty seven heif.

by Chase and Scott February 23, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teen Movies

Movies derected at teenagers. They usualy take place in a white, middle class high school where everyone is skinny and the only girl with C-cups is considered fat.

They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.

Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.

Mom: "So how was school today, sweet potato?"

Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

71๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


teen pep

A modernized sex education program that has a chance to really help students in high school learn about safe sex. Older students go through a program to learn how to teach this class to younger students under a certified teachers supervision. It has the general support of the community as a great helpful program. Generally opposed by a few crazy lunatics that believe that their life choices are the only correct ones and must impose them on others.

sex education lunatic community teen pep teen-pep pure pioneers

by With a clear view February 26, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Typical Teen

A Typical Teen, or a 'TT', is technological pandemic of a group of people who you would typically find on Facebook or in the shopping mall. Typical Teens tend to be girls from the age 13-18. You know those annoying youngsters who post emotional Taylor Swift lyrics status' everyday, have thousands of edited mirror selfies daily, or excessively use smiley faces and acronyms like 'LOL'? We all know someone like that. It's a true disease that is sadly taking over 1 in every 5 teenagers.

Diagnosis: If you take selfies, abbreviate everything, are on facebook 24/7, listen to mainstream music, watch shows and movies that favor to teens, only wear hollister or forever 21, have a new lover every other month, or care way too much about your appearance... You are a TT.

Cure: Sorry but once a TT, always a TT.

Katie: LOL hey wassup GF?!:) I luff Ux10!!! TTYL LOLS

Lara: God, you are such a Typical Teen. I'm praying for you.

by Laraaaaah November 6, 2011

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