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This is when you go "down under" on your girl when its that time of the month.
Hey babe, are you on your period yet so I can give you the australian vampire?
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When a man reaches DOWN UNDER his leg and back up between his legs to grab his junk and masturbate.
After tiring of the stranger, I decided to sample the southern hemisphere and gave myself The Australian Girl.
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One step away from being hospitalised.
Bob: Man, I woke up this morning on somebody's front lawn, 3 blocks away.
Barry: That's what you get for getting Australian drunk.
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A sex position originally from Australia in which both partners are upside down on the stairs in hand stand position with the male on a lower stair. The man then inserts his penis into the woman's ear and starts intercourse.
"jee mate. I heard Brett did it with Courtney Australian style!"
"Well you know what they say,"Everthings backwards in Australia!""
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Giving a girl oral sex. Like a French Kiss, but down under.
My girlfriend always keeps herself nicely shaved... probably cause she likes my Australian Kisses.
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Exposed skin on the "down under" side of the breast such as under an extremely short crop top.
The article was in the issue with Scarlett Johansson's Australian cleavage on the cover.
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Some of the sexiest men on the world. Normally have a hot accent too.
Girl 1: I heard you got a new HOT boyfriend
Girl 2: Yeah he's An Australian Guy. He has an acccent. Jealous?
Girl 1: Hel yeah!
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