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Giving a girl oral sex. Like a French Kiss, but down under.
My girlfriend always keeps herself nicely shaved... probably cause she likes my Australian Kisses.
Exposed skin on the "down under" side of the breast such as under an extremely short crop top.
The article was in the issue with Scarlett Johansson's Australian cleavage on the cover.
Some of the sexiest men on the world. Normally have a hot accent too.
Girl 1: I heard you got a new HOT boyfriend
Girl 2: Yeah he's An Australian Guy. He has an acccent. Jealous?
Girl 1: Hel yeah!
When mdma in pill form is placed around halfway down the tip of the penis, after which, oral sex is performed on the male, so that as he ejaculates the mdma into his partner's mouth and they trip balls.
Man 1: Did you know Australia has the highest use of mdma per capita?
Man 2: Yeah it also has the highest use of Australian Catapults per capita.
Woman 1: Ooo did you and Darren get naughty last night?
Woman 2: Sure did. Gave him the old Australian Catapult.
A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.
Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.
"Quiet Australians" has really become a euphemism to describe the selfish, ignorant, entitled and apathetic among us - those eager to retain "wealthfare" and tax rorts at the expense of the young, the poor, the jobless, the disabled. Those "inconvenienced" by climate protests. Those who want to hoard inordinate wealth while others suffer. Those whose attitude can be summarised as "fuck you"
that "quiet australian" out there stirring a fuss...
Where you're taking a shit, and your mother call your name, so you suck the shit back up and you go and finish on the living room floor
''Damnit mom dont force me to give you an Australian Slinky''