The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.
Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.
A persons penis after having Raw Anal intercourse and getting poop on it.
"Shut up or ill slap you with my dirty baton"
"Me and the girlfriend had anal last night but i ended up with a dirty baton"
A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.
Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.
Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.
I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.
If a joint is rolled and cheese weed is used i.e. Blue Cheese, Mango Cheese etc. it becomes a 'Fromage Baton'
Where the Fuck is my Fromage baton
Pass (le) Fromage Baton
I feel like shit... Need a Fromage baton
The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo
My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton
The act of a fisting partner retrieving a solid log of shit from another’s asshole and running with it
‘Barry hasn’t shit in a week in preparation for David giving him a baton change’