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The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.
Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.
I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.
Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!
AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA
Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!
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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?
Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!
Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE
To have applied a beacon to anything. Similar to the word 'baconized' which means to have applied bacon to your anything.
Think of adding a beacon to something. Then think of adding bacon to something. Duh. That is a beaconize.
(lee-kun yer-nal) n. A news paper thought to be so unreliable that school children are prohibited from using it as a source in their current events homework.
"Do you have any toilet paper?"
"No, but I just picked up today's copy of the Beacon Journal."