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“Johnny had a bad case of reverse bidet after eating 5 Taco Bell burritos in 5 minutes”
When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.
Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
The act of washing your bum by:
Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.
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Act of cleansing one's anus scooping water from the toilet with your hand - instead of "standing dirty".
Charlie performed a turkish bidet when he ran out of toilet paper in the bus station bathroom.
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the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose
Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet
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When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.
My ass is still stained blue from the Wakulla bidet I got at the Wakulla County fair.
When you fill your mouth with water and spray someone's butthole
Amelia had some poo on her butthole so I gave her a mouth bidet