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After cuming and cleaning up with tissues, throw the tissues at your root to create the flying halley's comet.
"hey bitch, catch this" as i throw halley's comet at her back.
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Any car where sitting in any seat other than the driver's seat makes you miserably ill, usually within minutes.
I always have to drive when I ride in our vomit comet. Otherwise, I will puke my brains out!
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when you excrete a kidney stone from your penis and the stone comes out with a trail of blood behind it, thus giving it the appearance of a bloody comet.
Damn dude, that bloody comet I shot out last night almost left a crater in my toilet!
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A sex act where the man sits on the toilet facing the tank with his partner (easiest achieved with a female partner) on his lap having sexual intercourse with full penetration and while the man humps his partner the partner is making a bowel movement (hopefully into the toilet as to reduce cleanup)
Tony and Ashley had to spend the whole evening cleaning the bathroom after their Halley's Comet .
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A fart whose odor follows you in a vapor trail.
I turned real fast to break the tail of my Haley's Comet so the fart would not follow me.
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This is an aircraft ride which induces puking in many passengers.
Gawd, my shoes are a mess after flying the vomit comet flight!
Annoying, sleezy guys. Who unfortuantly are atracted to the slutty girls of comet bay.
their are categories of the boys here.
the loud, annoying try hards. 40% of the schools male population.
the nerdy, annoying, and smart boys. 20%
the footy boys. 30% (most are both *loud and annoying try hards* and *footy boys*)
the decent guys. 10%
for example of Comet Bay Boys the nerdy guys, are nice but the sluts of cbc never give them a chance. the footy boys get all the girls. because it boost's their reputation with their piers. ext ext.