DARK

a girl who is soo unattractive, that it requires one to shut the lights off in order to perform sexual acts with her.

"Big nose, big ass, big waist, sounds to me you dig DARK chicks, Matt"

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the darkness

sell-outs with a vocalist/guitarist that thinks he's all that. everyone says he's brilliant but if you want a real guitarist listen to John Petrucci or a proper musician you sad wannabe moshers have probably never even heard of.

To the Darkness : Who the fuck do you think you are? Rory Gallagher???
To the Darkness fans : What do you think Yngwie Malmsteen is? A breakfast cereal?

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dark

All of your daddies(and mothers) in one convenient, compact guild.

Oh shit! It's Dark! /forcerun3

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Darkness

Darkness is just Dark and empty for eternity with such emptyness..
Gosh it is DARK in here, can you turn the light on please, awwww! don't give me the BOOty.
Better give it some Brightness before it becomes too dark in that booty!!!

The Darkness inside your booty never cease to impress me!

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darkness

noun - a name of dear friend who visits often for discussion, especially within the sound of silence

Hello darkness , my old friend, I've come to talk with you again, because a vision softly creeping, left it's seeds while I was sleeping, and the vision that was planted in my brain stills remains within the sound of silence. - Simon & Garfunkel

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Dark

My grandpa

"hey its dark outside!"
"MY GRANDPA IS OUTSIDE???!!!!!"

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darke

annoying child who believes he is the center of the world with no respect to anybody else. he/she also has little man syndrome, and feels the need to bitch at everybody.

look at brad, he's being such a darke right now

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