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dracula dick

when you have intercouse with a girl who is on the rag and you get a bloody dick!

I was fucking this swamp donkey last night and she didnt tell me she was on the rag i turned on the lights and BAM! dracula dick!

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter September 24, 2009

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dracula hole

The vagina of a menstruating woman; named because of the blood. Granted, Dracula sucked blood, and didn't release it once a month, but the definition still stands.

Don't get too near her Dracula Hole.

by MC G-Rock October 6, 2005

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Dracula Sneeze

3. when a woman queefs while on her period

Dracula Sneeze: i think you get the picture ;)

by TXsoldier429 December 3, 2010

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dracula

adjective used to describe something that "sucks".

man, that new Beck album is straight up dracula!

by Lyrch April 1, 2005

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Dracula

Emotional sort of being who likes to listen to Emo while drinking his koolaid. I mean blood.

I want to suck your bloood!

by Jig January 9, 2004

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Dracula Drunk

Being Extremely drunk. Stemming from the fact that dracula used to get soo drunk he would start biting peoples necks and drinking there blood.

Did you see Timmy T bomber last night? He was dracula drunk.

by Jerry O'daniel November 29, 2010

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Dracula's Soul Patch

Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.

Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.

example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018