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Someone Who is SOOOOO FUCKING HOT like FUCK ME PLS
Hey Enrique
Is someone that cannot hold this his liquor specially when he goes to the yard house
We should have shots For Enrique's birthday. No he cannot hold his liquor down please don't. 10 minutes after where's Enrique He's in the bathroom puken his guts out I overheard The janitor say se paso de verga este vato
He is a very inteligent man with an perfect ability for making laugh people. He would make you smile and also he es well known for fuck furrys, thats his passion and the life style he wants. He also likes gay sex with people in animal costume.
The most Irish sounding of Mexican names. 🇮🇪🇲🇽
Enrique loves potatoes and beans, aka papas y frijoles.
Enriques are known for having beforehaut. Every night a Enrique in your area starts to collect beforehaut from people near him. It is dangerous to feed him with your beforehaut because every Enrique is gay, and will try to kiss you after that.
A man who takes his sweet time to do everything.
Like breathing, eating, pooping or marrying his girlfriend.
He is always last minute for everything too.
His name is a synonym for PERPETUAL WAIT.
Enrique.
(NO NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE)
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He seems to be known to have a large self esteem but most enriques are actually gay which if okay since it is 2019
Wow look it's Enrique
Be careful he has a boyfriend