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When someone blows vape into a vagina preferably cotton candy flavour.
My dad gave me a fog hole last night.
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To intentionally fog-up someone's glasses so you can take advantage of them
I've been going out with Zelda for 3 months and she always gets timid when she notices my boner. Next time I go out with her I'm gonna fog-tie her for sure!
Luther took forever to make the first move, so I fog-tied him.
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When a guy is with a girl who treats him like complete shit and not only does he stay with her but he also thinks it's somehow his fault, or at the very least not her fault. The real reason for this is that she's really hot and lets him stick his dick in her, and he also probably thinks that it would be very difficult if not impossible for him to get a girl this hot again. He will NOT admit this.
All his friends will tell him what a bitch she is. He will not listen, he will make excuses for her, he may even get rid of his friends if she tells him to do so.
He will likely look back on it after the pussy fog has cleared (this can take several months or even years after the relationship has ended, though it usually ceases after sex with her does) and wonder what the FUCK he was thinking.
His friends will then get to say "I told you so", and they will deserve to be able to do so.
Man, Voz's girlfriend is SUCH a fucking bitch to him, why can't he see that?!
Pussy fog, man, he can't see, can't help it. Poor bastard...
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The act of directing ass-air towards your adversary’s nose while simultaneously emulating your favorite Bruce Lee move.
Ripping one in a meeting room, performing the ass Judo and exclaiming "Awwwwww! Ninja Fog!" then bowing in respect.
When you have so much cum in your eye that you cant see bc your a whore and you know it
James: Jessie i will give you a wet fog tonight
Jessie: ok but im blind enough so be slow
when something is so self-referential (i.e., meta), that it looses all meaning because it is too confusing to follow. A good example is the movie Inception.
"Dude, so how about I am making a movie about how I am producing a film about how went to the theater to watch a movie about a group of people making a movie about the film industry?"
"I'm lost in a meta fog, bro. I think you need to simplify."
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