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A Greta Corndog is a environmental activist using a corn dog in the act of sex mostly by invoking the anal regions after the deeds are finished the corn dog is consumed.
Man Lisa and you are into some weird shit I don't think I would ever try a Greta corndog.
Greta is a blonde, blue eyed, Lithuanian bitch. but like in a good way. shes got mommy issues (i mean who doesnt), she got somewhat good friend choices, has impeccable taste in clothing, and is a norwegian sandwhich.
Doesn't like yo momma jokes, Thick ass bitch, my daddy and top 10 on the thick celbrity lists.
Dude: OMG Greta is so fucking thicc she's all I can see
Girl: IKRRRRRr omg I wish I was her bitch
A British Girl who has many friends but only really likes a few. She is a try hard with her outfits and judges everybody else’s. She can either be extremely rude or kind to you depending on the day. She is sooo loud and can’t whisper. She is a good student but only because she finds the answers online. All in all Greta is bipolar
1: “Hey is that Greta over there?”
2: “Yah, lets go say hi”
1: “Hey Greta!”
Greta: “Hi, but Ummm what the heck are you wearing?!”
If Greta is your best friend, than you probably have a crush on her
Karin:”greta is my best friend”
Greta is everything and anything you will ever want. She is typically a brunette with brown eyes and is slighter taller with a muscular build. A Greta is super smart, popular, nice, athletic, and god-knows pretty. She is a over-thinker and especially insecure about her body. In love with sports, especially basketball. She has amazing style and likes to dress a little sporty. If you ever want to date a Greta, here are some tips: Her parents are extremely strict so understand if she wants to keep you secret ;), she loves to impress so when she dresses to impress just enjoy the moment, she has the best pickup lines and knows exactly how to pull you and thinks it is so hot when guys do the same, do NOT get on her bad side, she knows way too much about everyone and everything, but hates gossiping. If she is your best friend, KEEP HER, she loves you and always will + she is an amazing secret keeper. She is one of those people that is shy but loves to stand up for people. Greta is stressed in the inside, but doesn't show on the outside. Greta also gets mad really easily and act like a complete bitch, but she will always forgive you. She is typically an introvert and did i mention, SUPER COMPETITIVE. On rare occasions, she will let you beat her, but not much ;) Lastly, once she likes you (friend or as a guyyy) she will always and will never let you go. In other words, keep a Greta.
Guy: Hey who's that hottie?
Greta's friend: You think you can pull her? I'd like to see you try.
Guy: Why? Is she that dreamy?
Greta's friend: I mean, she is smart, hot, has a great personality, and everyone and anyone wants to be around her at all times sooooo...
Guy: *speechless*
Greta: Hey what's your name?
Bullied Kid: Uhh, why are you talking to me, everyone hates me.
Greta: Well, why NOT talk to you, so far you seem nicer than everyone else so why don't you come sit with me?
*Kid snickers as they walk by*
Greta to the snickers: *cough* I don't think I heard you correctly, what did you say?
Kid: Nothing, just why are you talking to herrrrrrrr?
*Greta pretends to ignore and wait for the kid to walk away*
*Taps the kid's shoulder*
Greta: I think you forgot something.
*slaps her in the face*
Greta: I don't think I caught ur name
Bullied kid: My names Lilly :)
A really nice person who is really good at heart. Completely underrated in sports, deserves to be recognised way more! Super sweet when you get to know her and has a lot of close friends. Really pretty inside and out and is a naturally popular and social person!
Person 1: Greta's so pretty and sweet!
Person 2: That's what I've been telling you!