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(n). A seedy asian massage parlor which gives full body massages. In particular, this includes a massage of the anus and is often administered using only the tongue.
That bitch's breath stinks; I think she works at a corn palace.
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A poorly-designed, multi-gabled oversized house featuring shoddy construction with toxic Chinese-manufactured drywall; sometimes called a McMansion.
Dick: "What's that awful smell?"
Jane: "It's the off-gassing from the neighbor's new drywall palace. The suburb's are going to hell; let's move back into town."
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The home of a Sex goddess. Her name is Julie, and she exudes sex. A pussy palace is welcoming harem stocked with coffee and flat bread pizza. Julie sleeps naked, walks around topless throughout the day, has a box of sex toys under her bed, and fucks you in librarian glasses while dressed like a young naughty school girl. She rubs sex oils on her chest when she comes in the room to do you, she cums multiple times and fucks you at least twice a day. A requirement to have a pussy palace is the ability to do splits during sex. Julie can do this and take your load with her to yoga directly following intercourse.
I need to get me a girl that runs a pussy palace
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Multi use arena located in Daly City CA
Host to sporting events livestock shows live. Concerts and the like
Cow palace is a place I've seen from the outside but have never been inside.
The best club to grace the earth
The best club in the world is Crystal palace
Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"