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Right before you (the male) finish, you get up and perform the Quan Chi fatality move from Mortal Kombat with your penis acting place of the sword.
"Right before we finished last night I stood her up and performed the Quan Chi Finish on her"
a unit of measuring the overall girth of a person relative to the size of the Dan Quan himself
That fat girl that my roommate brought over was approximately 1 2/3 Dan Quan's!
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A bird that is on so many drugs it believes it has multiple heads and arms on it's ass.
"Ha! Look at the Coo Coo Quan! To many berries for one day eh?!"
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Quandale Dingles asian brother
Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.
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A Vietnamese man with an unfortunate name. His brother is Phuc Yu Tu, and his cousin is Suc Mai Dic.
Duc Quan Thic Dic, Phuc Yu Tu, and Suc Mai Dic, were all close friends with the dearly departed Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, & Bang Ding Ow.
oh damn ok grand turbo innie quan this is when you stay up late role playing with ole boy that you a race car and he a chicken and when he finally bust you walk backwards after getting the best eggplant of your life all the way home but you keep your pinky in your belly button the whole damn time and you gotta sing a rich homie quan song on your way home or it doesn't count
oh damn you seen courtney straight savage pulled a grand turbo innie quan last tuesday i know she got it laid right .
When quan got beat the FUCK by AMIN in the shoprite parking lot
Amin whoop quan ass -Amin whoop his ass
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