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A female goy (non-Jewish person) of Asian decent who is in a relationship with a Jewish man.
Hey, Schmoulie, guess what? My friend Maury is dating this shanghai shicksa named Hung Moa Chee.
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When a male is about to have intercourse with a female and she pulls out a penis out of her undies.
Jim: I want to have sex with you
Ling: Are you sure ?
Jim: Yes
Ling: Well I have a surprise for you!
Jim: what is it?
Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!
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Come on. Everyone knows that a Shanghai Surprise is when you take a shit in someone's toilet and instead of flushing, you just put the cover down. When the next person lift the cover to use the toilet, there is a nice shit waiting for them.
When my roommate went on vacation, I left him a Shanghai Surprise in his bathroom.
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To find Al Gore in your toilet.
I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.
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When a male attempts to hang out with a large group of females, particularly avoiding a group of males to do so. Generally, the females are attached to the group of males being avoided. Also known as a clam bake.
"Brian did not want to go to poker-night so he could hang out with his friends' wives. He's such a shanghai artist!"
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The event of battery of people or animals
for a very debatable reason and no
warning whatsoever.
Furthermore, responsible parties are
unresponsive to pleads and reasoning.
50,000 dogs were clubbed to death
in Shanghai, China, 07-2006 because
of highly questionable links to
human rabies cases.
Even people walking their dogs could only
bare witness to the carnage.
You got my second cousin pregnant, so I will
Pull a Shanghai on you!
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a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.
Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".
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