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shanghai shicksa

A female goy (non-Jewish person) of Asian decent who is in a relationship with a Jewish man.

Hey, Schmoulie, guess what? My friend Maury is dating this shanghai shicksa named Hung Moa Chee.

by monkeyinmypants July 22, 2009


shanghai surprize

When a male is about to have intercourse with a female and she pulls out a penis out of her undies.

Jim: I want to have sex with you
Ling: Are you sure ?
Jim: Yes
Ling: Well I have a surprise for you!
Jim: what is it?
Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!

by gravityjapan April 02, 2009


shanghai surprise

Come on. Everyone knows that a Shanghai Surprise is when you take a shit in someone's toilet and instead of flushing, you just put the cover down. When the next person lift the cover to use the toilet, there is a nice shit waiting for them.

When my roommate went on vacation, I left him a Shanghai Surprise in his bathroom.

by AKHolland January 05, 2007


Shanghai Surprise

To find Al Gore in your toilet.

I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.

by Friday13 July 18, 2010


Pull a Shanghai

The event of battery of people or animals
for a very debatable reason and no
warning whatsoever.

Furthermore, responsible parties are
unresponsive to pleads and reasoning.

50,000 dogs were clubbed to death
in Shanghai, China, 07-2006 because
of highly questionable links to
human rabies cases.

Even people walking their dogs could only
bare witness to the carnage.
You got my second cousin pregnant, so I will
Pull a Shanghai on you!

by MasterGoa August 02, 2006


Shanghai Artist

When a male attempts to hang out with a large group of females, particularly avoiding a group of males to do so. Generally, the females are attached to the group of males being avoided. Also known as a clam bake.

"Brian did not want to go to poker-night so he could hang out with his friends' wives. He's such a shanghai artist!"

by TheInfinitySaga July 03, 2012


Shanghai Surprise

a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.

Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".

by See Shang Shong June 03, 2011