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When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.
Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.
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When a man ejaculates onto his partner’s excess foreskin.
There’s nothing I love more than when Felipe treats me to a piping hot glazed turtleneck.
Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater
"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"
When a penis goes down inside itself or gets real small.
You’re penis is turtlenecking so much, I can’t grab ahold of it.
When you extend your neck to show off your adams apple, or appear taller or larger, or intimidate people.
Man: i am going to intimidate that kid for talking shit about me.
Man: *is turtlenecking*
Kid: i am scared!
The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.
"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"
When a dude who’s circumcised and a dude who’s not circumcised touch penises and the dude who’s not circumcised pulls his foreskin around the other dude’s penis.
Yo, Dave and I found this uncirced bro last night and got to turtlenecking.