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"Thee" magical moment....like an epiphany.
I would never believe it myself, but then I had a unicornism.
The act of taking an ice-cream cone with ice cream on it and applying it to the forehead, then taking said cone and penetrating a woman either anally or vaginally.
Brent was unicorning Alexis for hours last night.
When one adheres a dildo, or other sex toy to forehead and proceeds to shove into hole of choice; on land
Hey baby. Let's do some unicorning tonight.
You put a dildo strapped to your head and randomly switch between the dildo and your penis during sex.
Don Cheadle gave her The Unicorn and now she can barely walk!
The new hottest dance move sweeping America, Oceania and the rest of the world. Chicks gobble your weiner after you unicorn.
Hot Girl: Damn look at that boy unicorning all over the place.
Hot Girl 2: Lets double team him.
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a horse on drugs. come on they puke rainbows and fart glitter who says they're not on drugs?
i am here to ruin childhoods
"my mommy is a unicorn she smells sugar"
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"I was a unicorn in high school. I didn't lose my horn until I met your father."
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