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A cult started in Maryland by two crazy teenage girls. Has already gained a pretty big following.
The Nine Pillars:
1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.
Christian: 'Would you like to join my church?'
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*
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Unicornism is the study of love, prayer, worship and respect towards all unicorns.
He studied Unicornism for five years at University before going to a mental instability clinic.
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"Thee" magical moment....like an epiphany.
I would never believe it myself, but then I had a unicornism.
1) The act of things not making sense and giving them the name Unicorn.
2) Odd people doing odd things and the only code for them is Unicorn because its the only thing you can say and laugh about with out being noticeable.
Nikki do you see the effin unicornism at the beer pong table
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Atheists/liberalists and Socialists propaganda and Indoctrination: Unicorn (Rhino) is replaced to be a fairy tale horse with a horn coming out from its head.
"FACT"
U'NICORN, noun Latin unicornis, unus, one, and cornucopia, horn.
1. An animal with one horn; the monocerus. This name is often applied to the rhinoceros.
2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called Narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at its nose.
3. A fowl . Fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrine crustaceans spar.
Professor 1: The actual Unicorn is and always will be the Indian Rhinoceros! Excerpt from the Webster's Dictionary of 1826, before the "DUMBING DOWN" of the supposed education system.
Professor 2: I am very well informed of said facts. That's why many of us are quiting the the so-called education system.
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Asian women.
Because they are so magically and majestically beautiful
That Samantha Lee is such a unicorn!
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Word used to refer to rhinoceros a couple houndred years ago.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.
The return of the unicorns: the natural history and conservation of the greater one-horned rhinoceros
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