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something that people do who can't play a real sport, and think they're amazing at life for waking up early for no reason to row a long canoe around.
i do crew because i can't do another sport.
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A sport for fags. A sport in which the players cannot play any other sport that reqiures talent
"Hey Ian do you want to go play football?"
"No, I suck at ever sport, besides rowing and I'm on a Crew team."
"Dude, that's not a sport."
"Oh, yeah you are right. I guess I'm just not talented at anything."
"Yes, you are correct."
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When someone is popular with several people from different social groups e.g jocks, nerds, drama geeks
"Aw mate I've been invited to 3 parties on one nigh, like my guys, the nerds and the fucking druggies"
"Mate you're crew!"
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Crew is the sport of rowing a boat as fast as you can to a finishing point before another team reaches there. In the city of Malden in Massachusetts, this sport is also known as Fat Emo Kids in a Boat.
Person 1: Have you heard about the Crew team's loss yesterday?
Person 2: You mean the Fat Emo Kids in a Boat?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched them lose. They didn't have enough energy to row down the river to the finish line.
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A sport which only raises the question Why? It is performed by mindless drones who think it is going to get them into a better college and inadvertently causes a collapse of one's social life. Those who do the sport don't realize we have better technology then the oar to move a boat, things like sails and hell engines, but the smart coach seems to disguise this from his dumb rowers.
Student 1: "hey theres a party at Bill's house tomorrow, you goin'?"
Mindless Drone: "No theres a crew race I have to get to tomorrow and I'll be dead tired afterword."
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the official sport of rejects. "crew teams" are generally made up of kids who have failed at all or most other sports. even track.
COOL KID: hey did you make the football, lacrosse, basketball, or hockey team?
CREWER: no i'm doing crew. it's way harder and more difficult than any of those so thats why i'm doing it.
COOL KID: no you just couldn't make any of those teams
CREWER: i weigh 100 pounds and am in terrific shape.
COOL KID: yeah we know......we know
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This is a sport that requires substantial physical condition. Many who participate in it think that that have accomplished some godly task. Some feel as if the sport is far superior to any other sport such as football. This results in an undeserved sense of accomplishment and superiority to so called "regular sport athletes". In reality a crew team is made up mostly of athletes who have failed in all other sports or been rejected due to lack of skill. This may contribute to the attitude that rowers have towards other sport athletes.
crew captain: If you were to put eight football players in a boat and have them row against our crew team, they would not stand a chance at winning.
football captain: If you were to put 11 of your crew members on a football field against us they would most likely be severely injured and possibly killed.
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