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Emu tears are the highly prized substance used to maintain the pH meters of the stick variety. These are rare and the ethical issues remain a sticking point, with emus having to be made sad for there attainment.
James: I just spilt sodium hydroxide in my emu tears nooooooooooo!
Craig: Trololol
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The gargling emu is a very complicated sexual maneuver. You need a bottle of windex, a sexual partner of the female gender, and a car. First you began ramming your partner in the vagina, then after lubricating it with your semen, you stick the head of the windex bottle into her cooter, and begin to squirt repeatedly. Then take one of her used tampons and proceed to eat it, after consumption, you will feel queasy, immediately lay your partner down on the driveway and run her over with your car, get out, and throw up on her, she will most likely be dead/unconcious. Then, go to the local Dairy Queen, eat a meal and after that, go to Wal-Mart and buy laxatives. Go to wear her body is, realease your squirty bowels all over her. Then if she is still alive, make her dinner, without taking a shower first.
Jeff: Karen, would you be delighted if I performed The Gargling Emu on you?
Karen: Jeff, that's all I ever wanted.
Jeff: Good, I ate 13 Chili-cheese-dogs.
Karen: Great! I'll get prepared for a real winner of a night!
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Not EMO Kid,
Those crazy little skateboard bastards who idle around in public squares waiting to be noticed and pretending to be homeless. Often times the Emu kid is spotted wearing an all black t shirt and many times are sporting there sisters pants. Often times lanky and rarly spotted after bed time.
Should be considered stupid and relatively uninsightful.
Emu Kid
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When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.
Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.
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A town full of teenage dweebs and people who look at you funy cause they can't mind their own Damn business with stupid ass people who can't even drive on the right side of the road GODAMN learn to drive you fucking walking replica of a potato
Bob: Where are you from?
Dan: Emu Park...
Bob: Really I heard some teenagers got in a car crash.
Dan: Yeah...Now they're mashed potatoes
A person who looks like they came straight out of twilight. They have the worst eyeliner in the world, and trust me, if you meet one , you'll NEVER want to see them again.
wow look its Kayla !! The #Emu #Brocen!!