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When you think a fart is coming on & you decide to let it rip. Butt gravy shoots out instead. Hence, "gravy shot".
I felt a fart coming on & decided to let it rip. I felt a gravy shot instead. :(
A gravy SEAL is a person either belonging to a militia group or has an unhealthy obsession with the military, guns, and anti-government views, but was never actually in the military due to either being grossly out of shape, mentally unfit, or just too dumb to function. Years of dead end jobs and poor diet have made white, middle aged men very upset. Some express that anger through squeezing into a paintball vest that sits just above their beer gut, and sit in the woods to shoot beer cans and talk about how they'll protect THE GREAT US of A from the evil hippies that love ISIS, hate Jesus, and probably have satanic rituals to sacrifice kids they keep held in a DC pizza shop.
Although a term of mockery, Gravy SEALs should be taken seriously, as they are deluded AND have access to copious amounts of arms, and plenty of just as delusional friends to back them up. They may be fat, unhealthy, conspiracy nuts, but they have real guns.
Tl;dr - military wannabe LARPers, but with actual guns.
Ex: I was going to eat lunch at Chapman park, but apparently the gravy SEALs have been deployed there for some rally.
Ex: Those guys are so spineless. They stamp and holler and threaten to send in their gravy SEALs, but then decide to cancel and whimper about it being unsafe.
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A signature dish made by a gentleman in Nashville, TN. The recipe is akin to your typical meatballs and tomato sauce.
TK, you making balls and gravy tonight? Diesel.
The way your head feels after a long night of drinking and/or doing drugs.
"Billy, do you wanna go outside and play?"
"Hell no, I've got gravy brain right now..."
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A delicious alcoholic beverage made with gravy and one or more types of liquor. Although virtually any type of liquor will produce an acceptable gravy drink, typically whiskey/bourbon, brandy or cognac are used. Demi-glace may be used in place of gravy. Typical garnishes include a sprig of rosemary and a slice of crispy bacon.
Good evening Mr. Bartender, one refreshing gravy drink please!
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traditional turkey gravy that has been tweaked with a squirt of man juice and served special to annoying fathead in-laws at Thanks Giving dinner...
I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.
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when you wipe your ass and it's shitty and bloody usually after forcing out a shit
Bart looks down at the toilet paper after having an intense constipation episode and thinks the toilet paper looks like he just wiped up ketchup and gravy. Later on he has fries with ketchup and gravy.