when in rome

(phrase) When in Rome, do the Romans.
Used to describe the feeling you have when you visit a new city, and can't believe your eyes as you gaze upon hoards of beautiful women and handsome men so different from your previous girlfriends/boyfriends. This attraction may occur due to stark differences in looks, ethnicity, language, culture, clothing, or blue-balls for a long long time. By law, you are required to sleep with at least one localite to make your trip a success.

Astronaut 1: Houston, we have a problem. Alien vessel approaching ship.
Astronaut 2: OH MY GOD! OH MY GAAWWD. WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE SOLAR SYSTEM. THEY'RE GONNA PROBE US IN THE ASS. OH MY GOD!
Houston: You know what they say, when in rome ...

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When the impostor is...

When your about to say 'when the impostor is sus but the impostor kills you before you can say 'sus'

red: When the impostor is...

*gets killed by the impostor*

impostor: phew

Everyone saw it though

Everyone: WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS...

*The impostor kills everyone*

impostor: double phew

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when in rome

Something to say when you don't understand what someone is trying to tell you. Can also mean "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" but more often people don't know what it means and say it anyway. Similar to touche

girl: you were great last night.
guy: you know, when in rome....

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When in Rome

Commonly used term, for telling someone that they should do something, or 'get on that' when they have no other explanation, and do not want to offend the poor soul. most frequently used by brunette green-eyed teenage girls.

Ex) person A:"I'm going to town for groceries, I might stop into the game on my way" Person B: "When in Rome...."

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When in Rome

Used to describe a time in conversation when one would dismiss a previous comment as if to say, "I really don't care" or "I care, but whatever".

Waitress 1- "Table 32 is really being a bunch of bitches"
Waitress 2- "Well, sometimes you just have to look at yourself in the face and say 'When in Rome'".

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I remember when

The 'I remember when' law states that if a person posts a picture of their child/grandchild/pet on social media then at least 50% of the replies to the post will be made up with people talking about their child/grandchild/pet.

"Here is a picture of little Maude taking a shit on the kitchen floor"
"Oh that's so cute; George does this all the time"
"They grow up so fast don't they? I remember when Alfie used to shit in the garage before bedtime"

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when the imposter is sus

when the imposter is sus

when the imposter is sus

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