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That Kid is a state of mind and everybody is capable of attaining it at one time or another. Being That Kid is signified by intentionally going out of your way to be the most obnoxious, childish, immature, and embarassing possible in any given situation. Correct usage of being That Kid results in your friends around you saying, "Ugh dude, I cannot BELIEVE you just did that." Cousin of That Kid is the Sand Kid
If That Kid sees a "wet paint" sign, he HAS to touch it.
That Kid unscrews the cap on a salt shaker in a really nice restaurant and laughs with his mouth wide open full of food, spews the food everywhere when somebody spills the salt.
That Kid buys the most expensive Kobe beef on the market, grinds it up into hamburgers and overcooks it, charred and everything.
That Kid sneezes on his hands before shaking hands with somebody (bonus points, he blatantly wipes it on his friend.)
That Kid farts in a really crowded elevator and proclaims, "Oh yeah...that's gonna smell."
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A guy with a good personality and is a funny person who has a kind heart.
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Annoying, stupid, and weak side effects of sexual intercourse without protection.
I had unprotected sex with a sexy blonde and now I have to drive to my redneck cousins house for a free abortion. I don't want to have kids.
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A synonym for cumming or ejaculation
Jake: Oh God, Jenny, I'm kidding.
Jenny: Kid on my face Jake hurry.
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1. Kid, a term used to call someone you do not know. Best used when you are the superior with a higher status. Usually you look down on them when you call them kid.
2. If used for fun, after it becomes a habbit it is a good way to get peoples attention.
3. a coma, period, etc always comes after the usage of the word kid.
Yo kid, did you do last night's Phys Sci?
LoL, why did you keep calling people kid?
Because thats what you are, kid. Now show me your Phys Sci Homework.
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