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The place in your work/school/house that you feel most comfortable defecating(taking a poo).
In colleges or work this is the bathroom that is usually the cleanest, and least visited bathroom. No matter what time of the day you can take a dump comfortably without worrying about your friend coming in and recognizing your shoes. You usually get so comfortable that you find yourself surfing the web or even dozing off in your HQ loo.
In homes the only thing that is different is that it is where you keep all your miscellaneous items. So that you can make the poo experience more enjoyable. For examples magazines, puzzles, or even a tv.
You get a text from your friend
Friend: Where are you? There are free donuts in conference room!
You: Aw man, get me one I'm in my HQ loo!
Friend: looks like your sh*t out of luck...no pun intended
The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Loo Lipton or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.
I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Loo Lipton, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.
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(Primarily British)
A line that forms around ones buttocks and thighs after lengthy spells on the loo due to pressure against the toilet seat.
Adam: Steve. Will you still butt fuck me even if I have loo bite, or should I massage it off with some cream first?
Steve: Loo bite, shmoo bite! Hand me the condoms and lube!
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a friendly greeting via txt to welcome your fellow buddy to the new day
jordie: morning loo!
lara: morning poo!
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Someone who reads a wiki entry with no intentions of fully understanding the subject. Only enough to hold a conversation.
Someone who glances/skims through a wiki page to learn about something just enough to get by.
Someone who knows nothing about a particular subject until they quickly read through the highlights of a wiki page.
"Most students these days are just wiki-loos when it comes to really learning a subject.
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1. People who go out in public just to see an event that doesn't really concern them -- such as rushing to the site of a fire, or collecting home-improvement ideas for their own house while mooching a free open-house tour.
2. The guy whose goal is to sneak a peek at your dick when you're at the urinal -- or tries to.
3. Ellen DeGeneres' nickname for the "Telestrator" -- the device that allows a sportscaster or other user to digitally "mark" a c.g.i.'ed stripe or streak on a saved visual image, such as a football play seen from above. Any digital image can be embellished with anything schematic that a whiteboard and dry markers would show: combined with X's and O's to show standard football play configurations, for example. Ellen likes to use hers to post-mortem social interactions, such as a guest on her show who was heading in for a handshake but suddenly diverged to steal a kiss on the cheek.
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1. "Retail sales are so far off that on an average day, the mall has ten times more looky-loos than real shoppers."
2. "See the man in the gray windbreaker? He's a menace, King (or is it 'Queen'?) of the men's room looky-loos."
3. "The sportscaster used the looky-loo (Telestrator) to superimpose his own diagram of the play on a video freeze, and to indicate how it failed (succeeded)."
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Having the runs or diarrhea while sitting on the toilet, suffering such pain and nausea that one physically shakes.
Poor dear... Ever since she ate that spicy dinner last night, she's been quaking on the loo.
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