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First Drawn by Al Capp in his comic strip Li'l Abner in 1948.
The Shmoo is a small lovable creature. It laid eggs, gave milk, and died of sheer extacy when looked at with hunger. The shmoo loved to be eaten and could taste like any food you desire. Shmoo hide, cut thin, made a fine leather. Even shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
The shmoo had the power to supply the whole world with all of its' wants and needs.
The shmoo reproduces asexually, and only requires air to stay alive.
When you need something, go find yourself a shmoo.
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1. shaved pubic region of a female (shmoo as in smooth)
2. ham-shaped, toeless creature from a comic by Al Capp (Lil' Abner comics)created in 1948. It laid eggs, gave milk and when looked at as though you would like to eat it, it dies out of sheer will to please you. The Shmoo loved to be eaten and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people delighted a Shmoo. The Shmoo satisfied all the world's wants. The Shmoo believed that the only way to happiness was to bring happiness to others.
plural - Shmoon
1. "look at her shmoo"
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an complete an utter imbecile, idiot, willy no common sense
person 1- you no jodie
person 2- yes
person 1- she is a right shmoo
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1. A dork and/or pathetic person.
2. Any white kid not brought up in the ghetto who listens to rap, anyone who listens to any form of emo, anyone who not brought up in a rural area who hopped on the country wagon cuz it's popular now.
1. That guy playing miniature golf by himself is a total shmoo.
2. "Hey guys wanna listen to some Atreyu"
"No, shmoo."
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A fat, shapeless man, especially one with no chin, derived from the white blob cartoon character
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An exclamation of dissapointment or sadness.
R -Hey Shaina...wanna go bone?
S -With you? Shmoo...
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A man who, while being hot but not the hottest person, has excessive amounts of sex with women. Often an alcoholic shmoos love the ladies and will bone anything when drunk enough, yes including wildabeast or mountain goats.
Who that guy hitting on all the ladies?
Must be a shmoo.
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