Tom

a flattering discritpion given to a person, referencing ''Tom'', the guy described below.

Arguably the sole inspiration for pratically everything that is Awesome in this world.
The global ruler of tomorrow.
that guy that wears a dinner jacket to school sometimes. The Sworn Enemy of ''The Game''.
The Immovable Object to Chuck Noriss's Irresistable Force
And a Damn Funny Chappie, too!

Gent 1: did you hear what fred said yesterday?

Gent 2: yeah, that was funny shit!! he is such a tom!!!

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American Hero.

If you need to be rescued, call on Tom

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Toms

The lamest, stupidest, gayest shoes ever invented. Seriously people, they look like old people shoes.

Friend: OMG! Look at those ADORABLE toms!
badass friend: go f**k yourself. *loads 9mm glock*

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(verb) to have sex with someone in the brown eye

Dude, I totally tommed that chick last night. You should see her try and walk today!

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tom

A shorthand for "tomorrow." Used because tomorrow is a bitch to spell and is way longer than it should be.

"Hey, aren't you supposed to meet that girl today?"
"No, dog. I meet her tom."
"Hell yah man, totally do her."
- A normal conversation

"Tom, tom, tom, tom only a day away!"
- Sound of Music

"The Day After Tom"
- A shorthand for the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"

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Today It's National Tom Day!

Be happy to have a Tom in your life :)

Arsh: Hey, isn't it June 9th?
Tom: Yes I suppose so
Arsh: That means it's national Tom day!

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Tom

Short, just short
if you put him next to a preschooler they would be the same Hight.

Toms a short cunt.

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