a term used by aldi to express his sexual joy before he cums on his stomach after he self sucked
“AH PAL ALBANIA CUMS TONIGHT!”
A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.
I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.
Your go person for non-committed sexual activity and gratification. A peen pal is always there when ya need to bust da nut.
Rachel has been my peen pal for years. She’s always DTF when I neeed a nut.
She totally said no to a relationship but said she’s down to be my peen pal.
A friend that let's you pee on them.
I can't wait to visit my friend I Dallas, he is my Pee Pal.
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Somebody that you have sexual relations with and have no feelings for.
Mike: "I'm gonna hook you up with this skank tonight for a good lickin'"
Chris: "Nawwww son, I ain't looking for a plow pal."
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A group of super heroes with Jesus at the front. They are noted for defeating the Giant Satin Frog of Satan who had plagued the world for millions of years.
Matthew: OMG did you see jesus and pals on the news last night?
Josiah: Hellz yes I did they were freaking amazing
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A bedtime pal is someone close to you who sleeps alongside you. This person will typically spend a night with you and make you laugh, smile and maybe even burn your arm on a radiator. However it all works out when they kiss and hug you in the morning. Bedtime pals can typically become acquainted after a night out on the town.
Girl: I miss my bedtime pal even though he squished me, told me my kisses were awful and burnt my arm on a radiator.
Boy: we can be bedtime pals again soon!
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