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Emerald Theatre

A roblox group with 134k+ members. The community is very cool, and you'll have a great time there! It is currently owned by Nephere. He is a great owner! So, if you seem interested in Emerald Theatre, join the group! :D

Guy 1: Emerald Theatre is my favorite roblox group!

Guy 2: Woah, it seems cool I should check it out!

by dinoisverypog August 27, 2021

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jabookie theatre

When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.

Commonly, the audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering- frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush-mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”

This source of entertainment is most commonplace among “Inner City Youths,” as their stolen televisions oftentimes have no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”

John- “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”

Michael- “Fucking niggers.”

by EndMyLoafPlease February 17, 2018

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Theatre Kid

Emo teen, who recently learned how to tie a slip knot.

Wife: Why is that teen so insecure?
Big Buff Husband that has a lot of muscles: they are a Theatre Kid lmao
Wife: ok lmao

*they griddy away to Spencer's®.*

by Honk Goop July 11, 2022

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theatre kid

gigi. that's it. that's the definition.

hey girlie this one's for you x I'm telling you you're such a theatre kid!!!!

by cheung dan na August 29, 2022

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Dinner theatre

A cluster fuck of compromises and half-measures.

"Moving all the way across country and ending up in Hoboken is so dinner theatre." (Also, "Staten Island")

"Windows Vista is dinner theatre."

by theatrewithanRE January 25, 2012

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Theatre of Dreams

Also known as Old Trafford. Located on Sir Matt Busby Way in Trafford. It's the largest club ground in England. Greatest ground in all of England, which is the world in terms of football, Wembley comes in at a distant second.

Did you see the Man United-Arsenal game at Old Trafford? They beat the bunch of divers 2-0. Ended the win streak, which also started after being beaten by Man United.

At the library, Highbury, Utd beat Arsenal 4-2 after Arsenal blew a two goal lead.

by SAF July 14, 2005

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Globe Theatre

*The rebuilt one to be specific.*

A disgrace to William Shakespeare himself and the theatre realm as a whole. This "theatre" desecrated Sainte Jehanne la Pucelle (Saint Joan the Maid)

of France with their play "I, Joan", and puts unnecessary trigger warnings and suicide helplines to Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, a play known for the damn suicides.

Like dear, imagine being traumatized by this production of Shakespeare's R and J... It's just like Romeo+Juliet by Luhrmann with guns, blackwashed Romeo and Giulietta and stuff. Hungary's Rómeó és Júlia for example is literally far more deranged in all aspects, but they offer no trigger warnings, and it's not even a Shakespeare play. It's a musical. This " Globe Theatre" is absolutely ridiculous.

Woke theatre kid: Joan of Arc is non-binary! I know it all along!
Sane theater lover: Did you go to the Globe Theatre?
Woke theatre kid: Yes! I even watched their Romeo and Juliet! Love it because the couple are represented by blacks! Yay diversity! Also, they offer trigger warnings and helplines too. They're so generous for my gentle mind.
Sane theatre lover: If you think St. Joan is non-binary, then I would recommend you to read the REAL story of her. She's a woman, not non-binary. Also, do you think their R and J is so deranged, it needs the nonsense helplines and TWs?
Woke theatre kid: *drools* Yes! Its bloody, which can upset some people.
Sane theatre lover: *smirks* Try to watch the musical Rómeó és Júlia and come back to me a day later.

A day later...

Sane theatre lover: Hey, how's the musical?
Woke theatre kid: *suicide scene flashbacks*

by Some Guy in the Tavern September 16, 2023

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